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She`s nubs

D A it's kind of hard to wear high heels, D Aor slip on banana peels
D A E how does she get in and out of tubs D Ai hope she dont get mad, D Ai hope she thinks this song is good not bad D E Acuz we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs D A D Ano fingers no toes she doesnt own elbows, D A Eno phalanges no knobby knees to knock D A D Ashe dont need knuckes or hands to go see punk rock bands D E Ashes always in the stands, shes nubs D A D Ashe cant pick up a phone, she cant get dressed alone D A Eshes got no funny bone, shes nubs D A D Ano shoes for feet but we sure do think shes neat, D E Ashes nubs, shes nubs, shes nubs e-5-5-5-5----------5-5-5-5----------b-5-5-5-5---5------5-5-5-5----------g---------6---6------------6---6----d---------------7------------7---7--a-----------------------------------e----------------------------------- e-5-5-5-5--------------------------------b-5-5-5-5---5---5-5----------A.
H---------g---------6---6-----7(9)-(9)-(9)-(8)7-5--d----------------------------------------a----------------------------------------e---------------------------------------- e------------------------------------------------------------b------------------------------------------------------------g------------------------------------------------------------d-7-7-7-5------------7-7-7-5-------5-7--7-7-7-5--------------a---------7-7-6-5-3----------7-5/7--------------7-7-6-5-3----e---------------------------------------------------------5-- F# D A E i asked her if she want a drink, i asked her if she liked toronto F# D D E Ai asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no D A it was time for us to leave, D Aso i grabbed and shook her sleeve D A E and told her i'd see her at the next club D Ashe got into a pack D Aand some guy put her on his back D E Ashe said goodbye and kinda waved her stub D Ashe's got beauitful eyes D Aand breasts regular size D A Ebut without calves and thighs, shes nubs D Aits hard to give good head D Aor get tied to a bed D E Awhen all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs D A D A D A Eshe's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs...
D A she may not walk the walk D Aand she may not like to talk D E Abut boy she sure knows how to rock, shes nubs