Testo Sprung on the cat Sir Mix-A-Lot

Sprung on the cat

*spoken*

Brothers, weve messed over our sisters for years
(years and years)
I said for years
But now were being messed over
I said now were being messed over
You done fell in love with the cat
You know what Im talking about the cat
Itll get ya

*rap*

Meow, meow, the cat will get ya
If you let it get wit ya
Some brothers wanna spend alotta money
Just to get a little honey
But the honey gets runny when the moneys funny
cause Im hipped an a brother like mix dont slip
cause them girls will put that cat right on ya
And dont say I didnt warn ya
Go down to the beach
See the girls in bikinis
Wonder why you dont see me, brothers (yeah)
Should I preach (preach, preach)
Awreit, back to the beach
A o.g. from the hood
Went down to the beach but his game was weak
Met a sweet thing named yolanda
She had the go mo-mos on her brand new honda
So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch
Better come on an get wit dis
A forty-dog in his hand and hes saggin
But pretty soon the cats goan tag him
Later that night, yolanda got busy in the back
Of his big black cadillac
The next day, the o.g. wasnt playin no ball
cause he took her to the mall
Buyin everything from skirts to boots
Oh, speakin a boots, yeah he knocked er boots
But in the end another fool got jack
cause he was sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat, check it out

Theres a brother named dave in a corvette
Had a job at the u.p.s.
I aint dissin cause u.p.s. pays money
But dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh
He shoulda got em a girl n settle down
But dave wants to get around
Put the top down on the vette
Hit the south side of seattle
Lookin for sex
Got a full pack of seagrams under the seat
And boom, there it is...three freaks
Thick, walkin with a natural switch
And dave starts getting that itch, huh
You know a vettes only got two seats
But dave wasnt listening to me
All three of them jumped in the car
Hit red lobster and went straight to the bar
But them drinks aint cheap out there son
Five dollars for one of them daiquiris
And dave was treatin
And the girls was sure nuff eatin
Two hundred dollars worth of fish
And dave wants to make a little wish
A little something that hed seen in a porno movie
Play bbd and said do me
At daves house they left him in a cold sweat
He gave em the keys to the vette
Ooh, thats the wrong move, black
You must be sprung on the cat

Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Old girl named joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago
You mean she did put that cat on you, youre talkin to
Attitude, be straight with me man

Im cruisin incognito
850i with the smoked out windows
An Im thinkin Im raw
When it comes to girls I done seen it all
Then along came a girl named joyce
She had a black corniche rolls royce
At the stop sign she did something with her tongue
Could mix be sprung?
Her cat was calling me
And I started rolling slowly
Pulled up to the bumper
cause I wants to thump her
So she pulls up into texaco
And I roll up slow and jump in the rolls
Now Im checkin out the body
This hotty gotta body n I wanna get naughty
Followed her to the motel
Yes, motel, Im too cheap for a hotel
Room deuce deuce deuce and its time to get loose
I dipped in the juice
So whats up with the rolls
Checked the registration
And the rolls was stole
Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat
But I aint sprung on the cat

Dont pet the cat, if you just met the cat
If youre sprung on the cat
You might as well eat the cat
Sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat
Maharaji over there all quiet
I think maharaji be eatin the cat
How bout attitude adjuster
Attitude, you eatin the cat or what?
I think its critical mass
Critical mass be suckin on that cat
Yo, p.l.b. I know you eatin somethin
Me? what you snackin on? ?