Testo William shakespeare's in my cat The Arrogant Worms

William shakespeare's in my cat

I never much believed in reincarnation
Thought it was only peoples imagination
But now Im forced into some reconsideration
cause somethings happened to my cat
That deserves some explanation

William shakespeares in my cat
My kitty is the bard
He used to be a playwright
Now hes digging up the yard
Hes still a cat in most respects
He likes to meow and purr
But now I introduce him as the cat
That wrote richard the third

I took him to see phantom
He said it was quite nice
But he cant go see miss saigon
Until he kills some mice
(until he kills some mice)

William shakespeares in my cat
It sometimes seems so deep
The guy who wrote twelfth night
Chews on my socks while Im asleep
Im really quite impressed
I own the cat who wrote macbeth
But if somethings rotten in this state
Its just his fishy breath

cause he wrote romeo and juliet
But his greatest story yet
Is coming back as someones pet
And gettin neutered by the vet
He got his paws caught in a net
Then he said to be or not to meeeow!

William shakespeares in my cat
He rarely ever talks
He makes his loudest statements
Standing in the litter box
He sleeps on all my shelves
And throws my books about the house
It doesnt sound like prose
When he bats his squeaky mouse

Sam becketts plays are witty,
Same thing for bernard shaw,
Oscar wilde is pretty,
But none of them have paws
(none of them have paws)

William shakespeares in my cat
He chases bits of fluff
John miltons in my goldfish
But I never liked his stuff
Im thinking that franz kafka
Really came back as a bug
And I hope andrew lloyd webber
Will stay underneath my rug

cause he wrote romeo and juliet
But his greatest story yet
Is coming back as someones pet
And gettin neutered by the vet
He got his paws caught in a net
Then he said to be or not to meeeow!

Take it, trevor!
(trevors solo on what sounds like a jews-harp-style instrument)

He wrote romeo and juliet
But his greatest story yet
Is coming back as someones pet
And gettin neutered by the vet
He got his paws caught in a net
Then he said to be or not to meeeow!