Testo You can have her Sir Mix-A-Lot

You can have her

[ intro: chris rock ]
...all this ill shit
This fuckin sir mix-a-lot shit
What the fuck is this shit?
See the shits video?
put it on the glass!
put yo titties on the glass
This is like a pick-up line:
how you doin?
I was wonderin, could you put yo big fuckin titties on the glass?
no, I dont wanna go to a movie, could you put em on the glass? !
put your titties on the glass? !
What happened to how ya doin? whatcha doin later? lets catch a movie?
No, put em on the glass
put em on the fuckin glass
What the fuck is this shit?
The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on
What the fuck is the weather like in seattle?

[ sir mix-a-lot ]
All my exs, eat this one

(you can have her)

[ verse 1 ]
I used to have this girl, lets say her name was mona
Mona, fine young sugar comin out of arizona
5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch
And a set of them juicy-ass lips (mmh...)
Kinky, just like me
She can take a straight gee
And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3
Needless to say I was kickin it
Cause I know when Im the only one gettin it
But - ooh, things change when you dont maintain
The same game you got her with, mayn
Flew back home, and I was slippin
Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin
Throwin drag about wantin a family
Tryin to front because he wanna be manly
Tellin my girl how Im playin the field
Boy, youse a jake for real
Now a player I like, but you know I cant stand no snitch
Tryin to front like he rich
Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new e
320, and you wanna be a hoe like me
Now you done salted my game
Told my girl Im a player, and you bought her a ring
You paid a lotta money just to grab her
Ima tell you like this, trick: you can have her

(you can have her)

[ verse 2 ]
I gotta do what I gotta do
Baby girls through, so I need somethin new
You cant keep a good mack down
I get around cause I got a tight thing up in sea-town
59 with dimples
Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples
Thinkin my game was concrete
But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes
Especially the ones who wanna settle down
Cause theyll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown
Just the kinda man you wanted, aint it, honey?
A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money
Down to spend till his knees bend
Then the athletes broke and his girls in the wind
And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like Im sposed to
Plus Im a boaster
Shaggin up too damn quick, now shes lookin for a sugar daddy
Just to get a 96 caddy
A big truck she found
You young scrub on the bench for the cleveland browns
He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader
Now he got juice, so he eats her
And treats her to a big wad of cash
Too weak, so she left his ass
You can have her

(you can have her)

Just rollin by the playboy mansion...

[ verse 3 ]
I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a
Young bunny, young bunny in la-la land
Wanna get freaky with the papa man
I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back
I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that?
One happy black man I be
When my l.a. bunny wanna trip with me
Her name is teresa
She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her
She had the long braids
Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves
Arrived at the house at last
Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass
Provocative artwork around me
Four pink slippers on the floor surround me
One pairs for her, the other pairs for who?
Plus she only lives in a one bedroom
Well hm - it might be on
Mnage--trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb
Teresas roommate walks in
6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin
(oh my goodness!)

(you can have her)

You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?
Girl, whats wrong with you?
Honey, that is gay
Yo partner, you can have her
Cause I dont want none of yall
3s company, if you know what Im sayin
Yeah

Put it on the danceflo

Bring it back