Testo Ten year old Mc Chris

Ten year old

10 year old
Whats my name?
MC
And what do I do?
Rap.
M.Ds screaming need 50 ccs of mc stat.
E.R. staff be freakin like Mariah on the rag.
MC Chris squeezin contents
Out of tiny plastic bags.
Its like hypnotizin eyes
And gettin digits on the pad.
Legs separate
Like hyphens
Because MCs still the Mack.
Identify the items by the bar code on the tag.
Identify the rapper
Cuz hes knee deep in the vag.
I got my glocks cocked,
I got my nines primed,
I got my crosshairs locked Kelly lebrocks behind,
I got my lungs locked on chemotherapy kind,
I got more rhyme
Than silverstein and Shakespeare combined.
Chorus I sound like a ten year old or so Ive been told,
But you dont need a voice
Thats low to make the microphone gold.
Others claim that they be Midas but they got
Laryngitis,
So whyncha kick it with the mc with the voice thats the highest. So come on.
Whats my name?
Mc.
And what do I do? Rock.
Im intimidating jocks and inseminating socks,
Im infiltrating flocks of fembots,
High off that hemlock,
Mud wrestling bittie buttocks
Like ox.
Lets knock chucks cuz we cant afford boots.
Lets get high aka pull tubes.
Dont ask why,
Just let it all loose,
Watch this mike get abused,
Watch me change your attitude.
Call me Gavin,
Im the captain of this carnival cruise
Kathie lee
Lets me rub my dick on her boobs.
Seems tweens in cleavage jeans is many a mans muse
All mc needs
Is just a bucket of booze.
Watch me
Blow a load on your butt tattoo
Watch me
Come back for seconds
Like its Chinese food.
No one can hear you scream,
Cuz its a sound proof room.
Im done, get the fuck out, send in number two!
Repeat chorus
Whats my name? MC. and what do I do?
Roll.
Im all up in that shit
Like its fucking camel toe
Olsen twins on my dick like its a stripper pole
If youre hooked on the shit,
My middle name is methadone.
So, lets do this quick so no one will ever know.
Mc nice got more ice than a fucking Eskimo.
Hes not whack nickleback singing songs for Michelob.
Jigga man, why you treat me like animal?
At the mall, at the park, roller rink, backyard,
Soft hearted bard who makes the hardcore hard.
I weigh a buck fiddy, stand 5on5, and when
I muff dive, you see the fuckin fur fly.
Dont own a celly,
My sneakers is my ride,
Been disgraced, demoted,
I been denied.
All my fan mail says someday that Ill get signed.
MC Chris, lower case, no dots, rewind.