Testo My name is Eminem

My name is

[Ritornello]
Hi! My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?)
My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention
of the class for one second?

[Verso 1]
Hi kids!
Do you like violence?
(Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick
Nine Inch Nails
through each one
of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do
exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up
worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight,
I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl
I want to impregnate
(Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said,
"Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red?
Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve,
I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped
Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard
I knocked her clothes
backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch
who sat down too fast
C'mere slut!
(Shady, wait a minute,
that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me
to piss the world off!

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[Verso 2]
My English teacher wanted
to flunk me in junior high
Thanx a lot,
next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in
his face with an eraser,
chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts
to a stack of paper
(Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club,
had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender,
then stuck my dick
in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin:
"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent
of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs
and name it after her
(Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands
and try to touch your hands like
some screamin Usher fans
(Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle
asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks
for the support, ASSHOLE!'

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[Verso 3]
Stop the tape!
This kid needs to be
locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there,
OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave,
it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside
the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka
-- dare me to drive?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years,
and my palms are
too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped
like the Incredible Hulk
(hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk,
I'll fuck anything that walks
(C'mere)
When I was little
I used to get so hungry
I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA
BREAST FEED ME MOM?
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
I lay awake and strap myself
in the bed, put a bulletproof
vest on and shoot
myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when
you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat,
in this dream I had

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