Testo Kit (what's the scoop) Slick Rick

Kit (what's the scoop)

Kit, where you goin?
Sorry, michael, its rick the ruler, I have to go

Lights, camera, action, youre on,
Get old ricky d, whats wrong?
The crowds gone,
So help me out kit cause this thief has to be caught,
Radio the chief of police, get a report,
Chief of police said "well, Im sorry ricky d cause I really cant
Help,"
Ahh drats I think Ill take a long walk,
Kit put your scan on all these rappers in new york,
"but michaels callin me rick, I got to go,
If I get a word youll definetly be the first to know,"
Well on that night I felt really up tight,
Hello? , "rick, its vance wright,
Throw on your clothes, I found em, theyre down town,"
Word? , "someones havin a concert and theyre using your crown,"
What? , you sure its mine?
"yo rick, I know the shape of it,"
You know your scratchers? , "yeah, plus I got tape of it,"
Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle,
Kit, ricky rick, pick up, forget old michael,
Well here came the dj, trick to say the least,
"yo let me hear the tape," its a complete masterpiece,
Yall figure this kinda is, but this I bound to overtake,
I heard a (honk honk), thats kit, so lets pray,
Here go my rap kit,
Analyze a hit, so kit whats the scoop?
"slick rick, this one is it"

Well my tummy was growlin while ise chillin in my seat,
We stopped by mcdonalds so I could somethin to eat,
Skipped the line, the crowd started to break,
Hey yo, let me get a big mac and a strawberry shake,
Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead,
Injected me with somethin, threw a bag over my head,
I felt real weak, word, I couldnt even stand,
I fell, next thing ise being thrust inside a van,
Unconscious, who could be this shady? ,
When I awoke I was in a room with this lady,
"so your the boss, rick rick with all the clout? ",
Uh-huh know whym I tied up and whats this all about? ,
And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope,
I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope,
Then is free, is free, an alarm was alerted,
I made a flying leap through the window and it hurted,
Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife,
Then I ran and I ran cause is petro (petrified) for my life,
Stranded and raw I saw a phone not far,
I radioed in to my supadelic car,
Yo, whats with the concert, am I still in it to win it? ,
"yes Im in manhattan and Ill be there in a minute,
And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey rick,"
Whats the scoop? ,
"oh man, this one is it!"

Tight tight security, man, there was a (? ),
Came in with some candles and bum rushed the office,
Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend,
No, I dont know who it is, some brother lookin like a hen,
"let me go, let me go, please," you must be dusted,
Hand cuffed this brother cause the thief could not be trusted,
Grabbed up my money and my crown thats how I dissed em,
I went on the mike, and dj, man, Im on the system,
I warmed up the techniques to show he aint soft,
The crowd was up and this is how it started off,
(who, who, who is the top choice of them all? )
Yo vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die? ,
We up top, somewhat, forget me not,
Class that I have wont last,
Soon as I blast, from out the past, dash fast, and hear a last,
Vance wright, no man can bring you this,
And ricky rick, clean shot, cause Im the king of this