Testo Me against myself (skit) Jay Sean

Me against myself (skit)

Me
Against
Myself
Jay
Sean vs
Jay
Sean
Me against myself
And there ain't no chorus
So just listen
Mentor
Oh girl
You look so beautiful
With that moonlight shining on you
I wanna hold you
I wanna touch you and squeeze you
And love you all night long
Oh
Baby girl
Yo
I've heard it before
So save all the cliche
I really can't believe there's no talent around these days
Jay
Sean, with the same old shit
Talking abou babygirl that and babygirl this
I seen you dancing around with the girl in your vid
Pouting at the camera, smiling with the cheesiest grin
What the deal?
Whatever happened to keeping it real?
Back in the day
When you was rapping, before the time of your deal
And now you got signed
Its all clear and its simple
You're only making music
That you pretend that you're into (haha)
Come on dance with you was never a hit fool
And what the hell is taking you so long with your next single?! (fix up)
Fix up?
It's been about 6 months
And insults are everywhere
Even your own fans think your shit sucks (
I don't like
Jay
Sean)
And
I know you pretend to ignore it
It's gotta hurt when you're even getting dissed on your own forum
Yeh
I've done my research
Back when you started for
Back when people thought you was the genuine article
Genuine my ass!
You're just a wack imitation
The only thing different about you
Is the fact that you're asian
Well
I guess it must've helped a bit
The fact that everything that has an
Asian twist
Including music
I guess we're calling it
I'm surprised that
Simon
Cowell hasn't thought of it
And there's issues that
I find myself being faced with
Being pigeon holed and accused of imitating
It's a struggle and it's so frustrating
Telling me
I'm tryna be the asian
Craig
David
And
I bet that just had you in tears
Wasn't that the reason you ended up shaving your beard?
I guess you couldn't take the way people would mock that
So it was off with the jaw line
And goodbye to the sock hat
But you still a bit of style
With the fastest singing on verse two of
Dance
With
You
Now you wonder why they couldn't slander you
Well you say you done your research baby
You didn't look hard enough, it needs updating
If you think that
I'm copying
Craig
Listen to my 1994 demo tape
I was
Fast rapping and singing back in the day
Back in the niggahs and
Big
L phase
Psshhhh
Whatever
It seems you sold your soul to the game
You're a fake coz
Jay
Sean aint even your name
So how'd you come up with that?
It ain't unique after all
What are you?
Like a cross between
Jay-Z and
Sean
Paul?
You're better off with the name you was born
You little pansy you really should have been called
Gay
Porn
So which one's your lover?
Rishi
Rich or
Juggy
D?
Probably
Rishi
He sees you as his bitch doesn't he?
Wasn't he the one responsible for launching your career?
Like a while ago
I'm talking like well over a year
You were studying medicine then
But you quit that now, to do music
How the hell did you manage to flip that round?
And how'd you tell your parents
You know how shit that sounds
Mummy
Daddy,
I want to be a pop star
S
I
T
B
A
C
K
D
O
W
N!
But never the less
I quit, went ahead and progressed
Had my eyes on my goal and wouldn't settle for less
What do you mean?
You only got where you are cos of a gimmick
The whole
Indian thing was big
And you were luckily in it
And don't be upset if people don't come to your shows
They're not allowed out
Coz half of your fans are 11 year olds (
Jay
Sean)
Wow big deal you got to number 12
I'm not surprised
If your mum brought half of the copies herself
You know what
I'm tired man
I'm sick,
I'm bored of you
Run off you little puppet
I hear
Rishi
Rich calling you
I guess you talk the talk
But you were rapping for years
And it was me who got your foot in the door
Its seems that your ego has been suffering blows
Cos you only get heard when you guest appear on my shows
I'm not phased
If it wasn't for me
You wouldn't be on this track in the first place!